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Toon's avatar

Exactly. Completely unfathomable. Should be illegal.

Meg Farmer's avatar

You had me at “Source”

Raz's avatar

one of the best things ive ever read in my entire life

Benn Stancil's avatar

If anyone takes anything away from this substack, this blog post is it.

Josh Andrews's avatar

LOL I get the sense that this Miltonian prose ("the host arose with a sound as of distant thunder") was a cry of existential agony and rage when you were actually, literally, sitting in 18B

Benn Stancil's avatar

this entire thing was definitely written on plane. And i'm back on plane tonight, with an aisle seat, so there may be a sequel.

Stefania Olafsdottir's avatar

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣